Joey, have you ever been in a- a turkish prison?

If so National Geographic wants to talk to you. Their show Locked Up Abroad is looking for stories.

– Have you ever ended up in a foreign prison?
– Have you ever been kidnapped or taken hostage while traveling overseas?
– Would you like the chance to tell your story?

If so, they have a Craigslist Ad up.  You might become famous.

Dumbworld Quote of the Day

“The greatest achievers compete with themselves more than
against others – and that’s how they become great. They
dare themselves to conquer one obstacle after another, and
they do. Those who think success is dependent on other’s
poor performance don’t understand the art of rising above
oneself.”

Matt Furey

Quote of the Day

This week, I spent sometime at home, sick from work and was reintroduced to daytime television (Jerry Springer, all the Judge shows, etc).  To make a long story short, it actually made me want to go back to work.  Just a day of it was enough.

Something good did come out of it though.  I watched Dr Phil for 5 minutes and he said something that really stuck with me.  “The difference between a dream and a plan is a timeline.”  Brilliant (or at least it is motivational to underachieving slackers like me).  Never thought I would ever think this, but thank you Dr Phil.